awesomenessextreme

Will you please look at this awesome youtube channel below, where my friends ( and 2 other peeps) make awesome videos, deffo best in out towny thing, deffo NOT in world (duh Eddsworld and stuff). So yeah we have 9 (?) videos. They are awesome. So go get on your horses and ride like the guy who won the derby to the link below (try not to destroy your computer/laptop/notebook/tablet/thing I haven't mentioned). If you stole a horse to do what I just told you to do, then, 1.WHY? & 2. No, I will NOT admit I told you to do so, so you don't go to prison or do community service or whatever. Anyway, LOOK AT OUR CHANNEL! And yes, I do have someone behind you with a knife in case you don't do what I ask. Oh, and while your at the interweb, could you possibly pick up a pint of milk and have it delivered to this address;

Hahaha you just picked
up a pint of milk
which I didn't really
want,so you paid
money 4
NOTHING!

www.youtube.com/user/Thistwist…

(made by)

Random fav icons I found when searched thank you stamp:
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There are loads more but can't be bothered to copy!

hey

stolen from


What Color Of Socks Are You Wearing?
[ ] Red = Loud
[ ] Green = Stupid
[ ] None = Freaky
[ ] Fuzzy = Gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = Innocent
[ ] Purple = A Little Too Happy
[ ] Black = Emo
[ ] Stripes = Funny
[ ] Gray = Skanky
[ ] Pink = Preppy
[ ] Light Blue = Sweaty
[ ] Other = Hot
[ x] White = Sexy

What Kind Of Pants Are You Wearing?
[ ]Shorts = Cutie
[ ]Skirt/Skort = Skank
[ ]Corduroy = Weirdo
[ ] Tight Jeans = Scene
[x ]Ripped Jeans = Emo
[ ]Cammo = Cage Fighter
[]Jeans = Prep
[ ]Pajamas = Pimp
[ ]Cargo = Clown
[ ]Sweats = Athlete
[ ]Boxers = Brat
[ ]Booty Shorts = Female
[ ]Capris = Gangster
[ ]Nothing = Hoe
[ ]Dickies = Weirdo
[ ]Bikini Bottoms = Tiki Girl
[ ]Other = Sex Addict

What Is Your Natural Hair Color?
[ ]Auburn = That Every One Wants To Make Out With
[ ]Blonde = With A Broken Heart
[ ]Black = With A Sexy Smile
[ x]Dark Brown = With A Hot Boyfriend/Girlfriend (wasn't sure about brown or dark but  my hairdresser said dark)
[ ]Red = That Likes To Have Fun
[ ]Brown = Who Loves To Be Different
[ ]Dirty Blonde= With A Nice Ass
[ ]Bald = With A Bad Dress Sense

Pick The Month You Were Born On:
[ ]1 = Who Ate
[x]2 = Who Needed
[ ]3 = Who Killed
[ ]4 = Who Shot
[]5 = Who Killed
[ ]6 = Who Smoked With
[ ]7=  Who Banged
[ ]8 = Who Ran Shirtless With
[ ]9= Who got stabbed horribly by
[ ]10 = Who Cuddled With
[ ]11 = Who Slept With
[ x]12 = Who Ran Naked With

Pick The Day You Were Born On:
[ ]01 = The Kool-Aid Man
[ ]02 = A Dog
[ ]03 = A Shoe
[]04 = A Toothbrush
[ ]05 = Santa Claus
[ ]06 = The Trojan man.
[x ]07 = Barny The Dinosaur
[ ]08 = A Prostitute
[ ] 09 = A Porn Star
[ ]10 = A Bag Of Weed
[]11 = My Lover
[ ]12 = A Glass Of Milk
[ ]13 = A Horse
[ ]14 = A Lesbian
[ ]15 = A Stripper
[ ]16 = A Pickle
[ ]17 = A Jew
[ ]18 = A Horse
[ ]19 = An Orange
[ ]20 = My Mom
[ ]21 = A Homeless Guy
[ ]22 = A Jar Of Honey
[ ]23 = My Crush
[]24 = An Easter Egg
[ ]25 = A Whore
[ ]26 = A Condom
[ ]27 = A Bowl Of Cereal
[ ]28 = A French Fry
[ ]29 = Your Dealer
[ ] 30 = Paris Hilton
[ ]31 = Your Grandma

Pick The Color Of The Shirt You Are Wearing:
[ ]White = Because I Love Marijuana
[x ]Black = Because Im Sexy As Hell
[ ]Pink = Because I'm A Hobo
[ ]Red = Because I'm A Pimp And Your Jealous
[ ]Other = (Wtf no blue?!)
[ ]Green = Because I Have Amazing Boobs
[ ]Polka Dots = Because I Hate My Life
[ ]Purple = Because I'm Gay
[ x]Gray = Because I got dared
[ ]Orange = Because I Smoke Crack
[]Turquoise = Because I Have A Noodle In My Nose
[ ]Brown = Because I Had To
[ ]Shirtless = Because I've Got Abs

so i'm a sexy emo who needed barney the dinosaur because im sexy as hell

this is funny


Rules:
1.) Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
2.) Post the 1st definition it gives you.    
3.) Tag someone after completion.


1.) YOUR NAME?-Martha-
a term used to describe a girl who's a genuine badass; a successful independent woman who doesn't take crap from no one and is well respected by everyone; everyone she meets loves her and just flat out envies how bad-ass she is; may be used in adj. form
The new girl applied to the new teaching program and was such a bad-ass that she got in; the interviewers were stunned by her sense of martha-ness. me=um yeah also freaky cause want to be a teacher and this is better kind of

She is the most amazing girl in the world. She is sweet, funny, beautiful, and makes you feel like you've never felt before. When you hold her in your arms nothing else matters. You could have had the worst day but once you look in her eyes and kiss her you forget all about it. Her eyes are unbelievably pretty, and every time you look into them it's like you're falling in love with her all over again. She has the cutest smile, and when she smiles because of you it's like you're on top of the world. She is so sweet, just being with her makes you happier than you thought possible. She is so smart and works so hard, but she still finds time to brighten up your day. Simply put she is the most amazing girl you will ever meet.
Martha is the most amazing girl I've ever met.

2)YOUR AGE? -why would i tell you
democrat
One of the political parties of the United States. Although they have shapened up today, they used to be pure evil. (Consult your American History textbook and you'll know what I mean) They used to be unable to govern, were racist against blacks, supported unfair propositions, and were against America. Now they simply can't govern.
Me??!! A Democrat??!!?!?! HAw!! LOL!! ROFLMFAO!!!!! OMG! You've gotta be kidding me!!! What the heck do you take me for?? DANG! That's a good one! You should be a comedian.
me= WHAT!!!!!

3) ONE OR TWO OF YOUR FRIENDS?  Sarah and Lauren (no point doing u emma or shania or julianne chezza)
Sarah
a beautiful, intelligent, sexy, caring, amazing girl who can roll out of bed in the morning and still pull off perfect. her smile and personality brighten my day, regardless of how bad it's been before i see her. her eyes are the color of perfectly cut emeralds. they catch every ounce of light, not to mention your attention. they are as beautiful as the soul they mirror. her lips are the softest that you will ever have the pleasure of kissing. her kiss itself is amazingly sensual, yet packs the force of a fireworks display. every time our eyes meet my heart skips a beat and i lose my breath. there really are no words to describe someone so perfect in every way, but this is the best i could do.
me=i have NO intention of kissing her!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lauren
a beautiful girl whom makes you go crazy .
ahhh, look at her , she's such a lauren . . .
me=ummm NO!!!

4) WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING? This DUH!
The word Duh is also used to show an evidence. Something that someone is stupid to not know.It is more used in french. Here is an exemple:
A: Hey, I wanted to use my two bucks to buy this, but I can't find my cash in my pocket !

B: Duh! You used it to buy a hot-dog, remember ?
me=oh this one is strange but better

asian... duh... look at the cat
azncat aproves of this...
me=weird!!!


5.) FAVORITE COLOUR(S)? - white and black (actually blue and black but chezza said blue)

black=
1.Darkness, a dark colour, the colour of this text is black.

2.A race - The black race can range from African american to polynesian.
1. I own a black car.

2. A black person stole my car.

white=
A street name for cocaine.
Jim: "You got any white left from that 8 ball?"
Jack: "Nah, I finished it all off last night."

me=my fav colours probs shouldn't be these

6)birthplace- u suck
u suck isn't defined yet.
me=LOL
7)month of your birth- February

February is the best month of the year. Its still nice and cold and snowy, but you know that spring is just around the corner if you're tired of all the bad weather. February is also the most unique month. 28 days long,(unless its every four years on a 'leap' year)
Valentines day is also in February. (the fourteenth)It's a fun holiday named after St. Valentine, and it's for cute happy couples. Many single or unhappy peope celebrate the anti Valentines day, ie. Singles awareness day.
People born in February are without a doubt the Cutest, Smartest, and Funniest set of people. If you are born after the 20th, you are also a PICES. This is the best Zodiac sign.
"Kristy is so cute! Shes nice too! How did she get so purfect and talented?"
"She was born in February"
"OF COURSE! THAT MUST BE IT"

"Eight days till march!"
"No. Nine days till march."
"*shakes head* Silly- this year is a leap year!"
"ahhhhhhh"

me=hahaha i'm unique

8)LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO?-mum
The British, Australian, New Zealand and South African equivalent to the American and Canadian Mom.

And all this argument about the correct way to spell it is nonsense. Why would you bother fighting about the right way to spell Mum/Mom, cheque/check or fiord/fjord? It's neither here nor there. And certainly saying it was Mum first isn't going to bring about a nation-wide reform on it's spelling in America, now, is it?
"Sorry, can't come over, my Mum said 'no'."
me=oh

9)nicknames-mater, muffet, squidge
mater= Mother
oh no butter scones for me mater, im off to fly the grand piano

me=what...

muffet=a copious amount of attractive women.

syn. "sausagefest"
The frat party is sure to be a muffet, but you'll have to put up with a bunch of frat dorks in between.

me=SAUSAGEFEST!!!

squidge=a wet fart

verb; the act of ripping a wet fart
Russell, trying to be a funny man, went to blow a fart in Hurley's face but ended up with a squidge in his britches.

Mikey laughed so hard that he squidged his pants.

After butt hole surgery, Gerard suffered many a squidge

me=:-0

hahaha to the universe!!!

Tagged by
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pic not working soooo
hate her


Rules:

1. You must post these rules.
2. Answer the questions the tagger set for you, and create ten new questions for the people you tag to answer.
3. You have to choose 10 people to tag and post their icons on your journal.
4. Go back to their pages, and tell them you have tagged him/her.
5. No tag backs. (yeah well can't be bothered to find someone to tag)
6. No crap in the tagging section about "you are tagged if your reading this." You have to tag 10 people.

1.do you like stuff? Stuff is better than your face (btyf)
2. whos your fav eddsworld character?(if you havnt seen it why the hell not) Tom or Matt
3.what is the purposse of life? To watch eddsworld and their friends vids
4.will you get matt hargreaves to go out with me?NO!!!!
5.how do you feel towards pigeons ( i love them)? Pigeons are also btyf
6.do you like adventure time?btyf
7. would you say you was mature?um.... NO!!!!
8.do you like futurama?btyf
9.will you be my friend? I AM YOUR FRIEND!! WHAT THE JAM!!!!
10. what the matter with your face?ITS BTYF!

my go

1. u watched eddsworld?
2. u know what the mcm expo is?
3.  why do you have a remote control on your head?
4.why aren't u dead?
5. wot is the best number ever?
6.are cupcakes amazing?
7. why should i stay?
8.why did you shoot bing?
9. did the doorbell work?
10.did you find bing?


i tagged her cause rules are made to be broken